1. I fell into the black hole that is my laundry pile.
2. The dog ate my computer.
3. I was too busy writing the next great American novel.
4. I was sunbathing in the French Rivera.
5. I took a month long nap & just woke up.
6. My kids made my brain turn to oozy mush & I forgot about my blog.
7. I turned into Martha Stewart and I've been too busy making my house look like a fall wonderland.
8. Termites ate my fingers and I couldn't type.
9. I jumped inside my television and went to visit the town of Stars Hollow for a month.
10. I just didn't feel like it.
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you are way too funny =)
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